i wanna be frozen, and thawed out in 2063
so i can dance on the graves of the girls who wouldn't go out with me.
they'll be dead, that'll be funny
i'll be rich, cause i'll have had money
earning interest in the bank
while a cryogenic tank
has become my home

i wanna be frozen, and thawed out in 2063
so i'll get entitlements and look like i'm 23
i put an ad in the papers, so everyone knows
it says 'so long, suckers. enjoy counting crows'
pretty pretty please
connect me with mr. freeze
i've got a message for him

bye bye, i've gone away
i'd rather hibernate
i had to sit and wait
in the restaurant
for 3 hours
and you didn't show...

i wanna be frozen, and thawed out in 2063
so i can beat up the kids, of the kids that used to beat up me
don't pull me out, until i'm the only one left
all the spite of suicide, but without the death
it can't be any colder
than your frozen shoulder
that i know so well
oh hell

bye bye, i've gone away
nothing here making me stay
one started with K.
and one started with a P.
and they both left me

(look what it did to Watt)

i wanna be frozen, and thawed out in 2063
just to say i out-lived all my enemies.

mr. jones... wishes that... he were someone a little more funky