Oooo...
(Bup-ba-dup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup...)
Oo-oo-oooo...
(Bup-ba-dup-bup-bup-bup-bup.)

Ugly men with beautiful women
You see it -
All the time in the world today
Why is it -
Ugly men are so attractive?
Women must look -
Deep inside.

They know we're -
All ugly inside
'Cause we're all guts and stuff
And bile ducts
And pancreatic juice

Yeah!

Oooo...
(Bup-ba-dup-bup-bup-bup-bup-bup...)
Oo-oo-oooo...
(Bup-ba-dup-bup-bup-bup-bup.)

Ugly men with beautiful women
Women can -
See right past the ugly men's looks
Isn't it -
Good to know women are morally superior?
Wouldn't it be -
Good if men were morally superior as well?

Men and women are different
In many varied ways
Women wear dresses
Men wear dresses
We all wear dresses
And that's where babies come from

Ugly men with beautiful women
Beautiful men with ugly women
Yeah
Beautiful men with beautiful women
Beautiful women with beautiful girls
YEAH!
Gorgeous girls with beautiful ladies!
Hot young chicks who can't get enough!

I don't approve of Internet porn
It's so wrong, it's reprehensible
And it wastes your whole day...
It wastes your whole day...