These four walls are slowly closin' in on me
My cellmate and I, we like to talk about our dreams
He says he's gonna get a job and turn his life around
He asks me what I want when I get out

Pussy and beer, pussy and beer
Only two things in the whole wide world that I hold dear
I swear to God, if I ever get out of here
I'm gonna head down the highway and find me some pussy and beer

I'm sick of all this crappy cafeteria stuff
All I want is a big ol' face of muff
Wash it down with a frosty glass of Bud
Instead of lyin' here, tryin' to guard my butt

Pussy and beer, pussy and beer
Only two things in the whole wide world that I hold dear
I swear to God, if I ever get out of here
I'm gonna head down the highway and find me some pussy and beer

Went to the prison doc and told him I was sick
Then the son of a bitch tried to suck my dick
Why does everyone wanna fuck my ass
How do these guys get hard so fast?
Mama, please send

Pussy and beer, pussy and beer
Only two things in the whole wide world that I hold dear
I swear to God, if I ever get out of here
I'm gonna head down the highway and find me some pussy and beer
Pussy and beer, pussy and beer
Only two things in the whole wide world that I hold dear
I swear to God, if I ever get out of here
I'm gonna head down the highway and find me some
Head down the highway and find me some
Head down the highway and find me some pussy and beer

Woo
Yeah, pussy and beer, stop right now