So the taxis never stop
The girls think you're a flop
You're wet and cold, you're getting old
Your confidence is shot!

When people look at you
They seem to look straight through
Or like you're something brown
They found upon the bottom of their shoe

But this should lift the gloom
My giraffe milk macaroon
Just take a chance and you'll be dancing
To a different tune!

Goodbye to feeling small
And frightened of it all
Just eat a few of these
And you'll be feeling ten feet tall!

Well there's chocolate

And there's chocolate
Only Wonka's makes your confidence sky-rocke-let!

Put your hand into your pocke-let!
Get yourself some Wonka chocolate!

Madam, just one kiss?

Yes please!

You've never had chocolate like this!

No, we've never had chocolate like this!

Have you tried his new one?
No!
Oh you've got to have a go!

Just pop one in and everything
Becomes a Broadway Show!

The news that makes you gasp
The jokes that make you laugh
All that you say and do all day will be choreographed!

Lost your hair, can't think where?

Feeling fairly bare up there

Don't despair I come prepared
Behold my hair repair éclair!

It's made from ground vanilla
From the markets of Manila
Take heed eat more than three and you'll end up like a gorilla!

Well there's chocolate
And there's chocolate
Only Wonka's makes you rock around the clock-elet!
Put your hand into your pocke-let! Get yourself—
Oh put a sock in it!
Make sure they're all frisked!

Have you ever had chocolate like this?
I've never had chocolate like this!
(Never had chocolate)
(Never had chocolate like this)

Well there's literate
And illiterate
Can you tell me what this word is?

Not a bit of it!

Well that's a vowel
And that's a consonant

What's that now?
You're talking nonse-nence!

I should call it quits!

But you've never sold chocolate like this!

Well there's chocolate

And there's chocolate!

Only Wonka drives a hole right through our profi-lets!

If we don't get on top of this

We'll go bust!

Choc-apocalypse!

We'll cease to exist!

But fellas, you've never had chocolate like this!

No! We've never had chocolate like this!

Well there's chocolate (well there's chocolate)
And there's chocolate (and there's chocolate)

Only mine will find you buying wedding frocke-lets!

We have just tied the knot
And it's all because of Wonka's chocolate!
Off to a life of bliss!

You've never had chocolate like this!

No, we've never had chocolate like this!

Have you ever had chocolate like this?

No, we've never had chocolate, no
We've never had chocolate like this!