Checked into my hotel room
I paid a lot of money for this place
There's a picture of Elvis nailed to the wall
At least they could have vacuumed his fuzzy face

Velvet Elvis

I want to take him home with me
I will pay any price
Hang him up in my bedroom
Right next to my fuzzy Jesus Christ
Turn on my lava light and what do I see
A picture of Elvis on the wall
Staring out into the sea