Hello mudda, hello fadda
Here i am at,
Camp granada
Camp is very,
Entertaining
And they say that we'll have fun if it stops raining

I went hiking,
With joe spivy,
He developed
Poison ivy
You remember,
Leonard skinner
He got toe-made poisoning last night after dinner

All the councillors
Hate the waiters
And the lake has,
Alligators

And the head coach
Wants no sisies
So he reades to us from something called ulisies

No i want, this should scare ya
But my bunk mate
Has malaria

You remember
Jeffry hardy
There about to organize a searching party

Taaaaake meee home
Oh mudda fadda
Taaaaake meee home
I hate granada
Ddoooont leave meee out in the forest whherrreee
I might, get eaten by a bear

Taaakkke me home,
I promise i will noooot make noise
Or mess tha house with other boys
Oh please dont make me stay
Ive been here for one whooollle daaay

Dearest fadah, darling mudda
Hows my precious
Little brudduh ?

Let me come home
If you miss me
I would even let aunt bertha hug and kiss me

Wait a minute
It stopped hailing
Guys are swimming
Guys are sailing
Playing baseball
Gee thats better
Mudduh fudduh kindly disregard this letter