I've got a leg, it's made out of wood
It comes from a land far away
Where the trees they grow good
This my tale, of death and revenge
A quest for redemption
To seek true enlightenment
Deep in the world within
My journey begins

Tonight we set sail
To far off Japan
To murder the bastard
Who took away both of my hands
Deep in the night, I discover the fiend
I challenge the scoundrel to a fight to the death
And this time I can not lose
He will meet his doom!

Die, you Japanese bastard!
I don't even like sushi!
When you're dead
I'm going to chop off your arms!
And sew them onto me!

Wooden leg, wooden leg
I've got a wooden leg, wooden leg
Wooden leg, wooden arm
I have no longer got wooden arms
Wooden leg, wooden leg
I've got a wooden leg, wooden leg
Wooden leg, wooden leg
Soon I will not have wooden legs

Now I return
To ancient Madrid
To undo the crimes
That a greasy old Spaniard once did
While he's asleep, I cut off his legs
With the power of mystical voodoo-borne magic
I stick them back on to me
I am now free!

Matawa kakaka yoku zo
Kodainihon no noroi o hodoite kureta
Warawa wa kisama ga nusunda ude ni suma u akuryō
Kisama wa kyō kara warawa no kugutsu to naru no ja
Sō ja sutoronguzero o 108-kan katte kita zo
Ima kara koitsu o ze ̄ n bu nomihoshite
Yarou sate kisama wa dō suru kanpai!

Has desatado la antigua maldición Española!
Yo soy el espíritu vengativo que vive
Dentro de las piernas que me habéis hurtado!
He infectado tu cerebro
Y tomado control de tu cuerpo!
Ahora, vamos a comer muchos tacos y churros
Y tu no puedes detenerme! Salud!

I have unleashed, the mystical curse
Now my existence has gotten much worse
My arms and my legs, a will of their own
Controlling my mind from inside of my bones
My legs from Madrid are causing me fear
My Japanese arms just want to drink beer
I pray to the gods, and ask them oh why
There is no escape, I'm doomed 'til I die

Wooden leg, wooden leg
This is the curse of the wooden leg
Wooden leg, wooden arm
I wish I still had my wooden arms
Wooden leg, wooden leg
This is the curse of the wooden leg
Wooden leg, wooden leg
These legs will haunt me 'til I'm dead!

I can't take it anymore
These cursed limbs are driving me insane
Alright, that does it
It's time to end this
I'm really going to do it
I'm going to chop off my own head!

Wooden head, wooden head, wooden head
I've got a wooden head, wooden head
Wooden head, wooden head, wooden head
I've got a wooden head, wooden head
Wooden head, wooden head, wooden head
I've got a wooden head, wooden head
Wooden head, wooden head, wooden head
I've got a wooden head, now I'm dead!