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[Verse]
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There's a drag queen preaching Jesus in the middle of the square
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A young kid playing "Yesterday" on a Japanese guitar
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There's a loser on the talk show, he wants to be a star
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And Sharon sings for Wayne in a karaoke bar

[Verse]
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There's a superstar who fell from grace, he has to tell it all
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About the dizzy heights he rose to and his ignominious fall
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Infamy or fame, it's the same for one and all
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We're just trying to get attention in this suburban shopping mall
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In this suburban shopping mall, another shopping mall
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We're just trying to get attention in this suburban shopping mall

[Verse]
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Everybody's got their price, in that there is no shame
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Everyone will sell their soul for a minute or two of fame
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We're playing wheel of fortune, life is just a game
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Some will win, some will lose, but we all end up the same
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We will all end up the same, we will all end up the same
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Some will win, some will lose, but we all end up the same

[Instrumental]
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[Verse]
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Will the drag queen find Jesus, and what will Jesus wear?
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Will the faded star redeem himself, become a millionaire?
                                   Dm
Will Wayne marry Sharon, will they make the perfect pair?
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Another joke, another tragedy, does anybody care
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Does anybody care, does anybody care
        E7                                  Am
Another joke, another tragedy, does anybody care

[Outro]
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And the drag queen preaches Jesus in the middle of the square