I'm thoroughly convinced I'll never fall in love
With anyone anywhere in this whole world
And if you wanna prove me wrong, go on and try
Just dig around my mind and here's what you will find

I've been sick with a bad case of disappointment
A rash that won't go away no there ain't no ointment

Oh, I have never suffered any major heartbreak
And that's the plan I'm really trying to keep it in shape

'Cause I've been sick with a bad case of disappointment
A rash that won't go away there ain't no ointment

Any attack on my heart is a heart attack
And when it comes to love, I'm a hypochondriac
That's why I believe in

Preventative medicine
That way I'll never let you in
I'll fall out before I fall in
The moment you give me butterflies
I'll surgically alter my insides
I'll fall out before I fall in
Before I fall in love

Whenever there's someone I think I maybe could like
They'll go and do something that makes me wanna scream yikes

Oh, I've been sick, deficient in good will
There ain't no vitamin to take no pill

Any attack on my heart is a heart attack
And when it comes to love, I'm a hypochondriac
That's why I believe in

Preventative medicine
That way I'll never let you in
I'll fall out before I fall in
The moment you give me butterflies
I'll surgically alter my insides
I'll fall out before I fall in
Before I fall in

Love is patient love is kind
Love is healing love is blind
That's what I'm told
That's what I'm sold
But love is brutal it takes time
Love is reckless, empty minded
That's what I've known
How could I ever know?

Preventative medicine
That way I'll never let you in
I'll fall out before I fall in
The moment you give me butterflies
I'll surgically alter my insides
The moment I see that look in your eyes
I know that I'll stand there paralyzed
The moment I take down every shield
I don't know if I could ever heal
So I'll fall out before I fall in
Before I fall in love