Red lipstick, stained dress
With a manicured hand
Dark chocolaty skin
Glow like diamonds in the sand
Curls strung so tight
They get tangled in your hands
Joanne, joanne

She's got a super-powered hand
Make you feel like you're the man
She'll make your life so fucking grand
All of your wishes her command
Give you the pearls to all her land
She's got the world in her hands
Joanne, joanne
Joanne, jo-fucking-anne

Joanne, joanne (joanne, joanne)
Joanne, joanne (joanne, joanne)
Joanne, joanne (joanne, joanne)
Joanne, joanne (joanne, jo-fucking-anne)

She'll make you feel like you're the man
Give you the pearls to all her land
Play all your cards right if you can
Show her that you're her biggest fan
She plays a masterful plan
Hope you don't misunderstand
Joanne, joanne
Joanne, jo-fucking-anne

Big glossy brown eyes
And the most beautiful nose
Smile shines so bright
Make you gift her with a rose
Crowned the queen of the night
Skins blings so bright like it's gold
Joanne, joanne
Joanne, jo-fucking-anne

Joanne, joanne (joanne, joanne)
Joanne, joanne (joanne, joanne)
Joanne, joanne (joanne, joanne)
Joanne, joanne (joanne, jo-fucking-anne)

She'll make you feel like you're the man
Give you the pearls to all her land
Play all your cards right if you can
Show her that you're her biggest fan
She plays a masterful plan
Hope you don't misunderstand
Joanne, joanne
Joanne, jo-fucking-anne