This is the story of three men who were destined to meet each other. Though they faced many hardships, they stayed best friends forever. But I'll let the song tell the rest.

The Rusty Trombone and The Dirty Sanchez
They are my best friends (my best friends)
I love Rusty's dogs, but they like Dirty
But Dirty hates dogs (he hates dogs)

Dogs
Hates dogs
Hates dogs
Hates dogs
He hates dogs
Hates dogs
Hates dogs
Hates dogs
He hates dogs
Hates dogs
Hates dogs
Hates dogs
He hates dogs
Hates dogs
Hates dogs
Hates dogs
He hates dogs

Though Rusty's dogs did like Dirty, they did not fight, and they grew up to be the best of friends. And they were very hot. But I'll let the song tell the rest.

We are the hottest, the hottest guys in the world
We have nice eyes (real nice eyes)
Dirty has nice eyes, and Rusty has a nice face
But I have nice thighs (real nice thighs)

Thighs
Nice thighs
Nice thighs
Nice thighs
I have nice thighs
Nice thighs
Nice thighs
Nice thighs
I have nice thighs
I do
Not lie
'Cause I
I have nice thighs
You wish
You had
Nice thighs
'Cause I have nice thighs

This song is pretty, but I am prettier
And you know it (you know it)
This is the end, of my song
Don't you love it (you love it)

It
Love it
Love it
Love it
You love it
Love it
Love it
Love it
You love it
Love it
Love it
Love it
You love it
Love it
Love it
Love it
You love it

The end
The end
The end
This is the end
The end
The end
The end
The end
The end
The end
The end
The end
The end
The end
The end
The end

The ode to us