B A
B A E
B A E
B A E

[Verse]
     B           A            E
When I get out of the hospital
     B           A       E
I'm gonna be unstoppable
     B           A                E
(When he gets out of the hospital
     B           A           E
He's gonna be unstoppable)
           B                 A       E
I'm gonna drink plenty of water
                 E      B     E    A
And eat my greens

[Bridge]
B             A                         E  B   A   E
(He's gonna join the straight edge scene)

[Chorus]
G                  E
Hospital's not the place to be
A                  B
Is what I've been learning
G                  E
So tattoo crosses on both my hands
A              B
I'm not returning
G               E
Hospital's not the place to be
A               B
Is what I've been learning
G
So strip the beds
E
And burn the sheets
A               B  A  E   B   A  E
I'm not returning

[Verse]
B      A                    E
When I get out the hospital
B      A                    E
I'm never going back at all
B      A                    E
(When he gets out of the hospital
B      A                    E
He's gonna be unbearable)
B           A                 E        B  A  E
I'm gonna stay away from drink and drugs
B           A                 E        B  A  E
(He's gonna be a bit sanctimonious)

[Chorus]
G                  E
Hospital's not the place to be
A                  B
Is what I've been learning
G                  E
So tattoo crosses on both my hands
A              B
I'm not returning
G               E
Hospital's not the place to be
A               B
Is what I've been learning
G
So strip the beds
E
And burn the sheets
A               B
I'm not returning

[Interlude]
B

[Bridge]
B                        A
When you go booze mental
B
Remember water's boring
A
But essential
B
They tried to make me go to rehab
A
And I said
B                               A
That's probably a very good idea

[Outro]
G                         A
When I get out of the hospital, x8
G