Em      D
Em      D

[Verse 1]

Em
I am almost through

G/F#     G
watching Die Hard 2

        C    E
for the 38th time

Em
I would go insane

G/F# G
On a burning plane

        C                     Am        C           A
I gotta block out most of the pain just like John McClane does

[Chorus 1]

D       G                  C
I wanna look myself in the eye and be a normal guy

D            G                C            A
And say some clever shit when I’m about to die


Back to work back to work…

[Verse 2]

Em
I know the devil

G/F#    G
and his wife Denise

     C       E
They worship me

Em
I’m their kind of guy

G/F# G
   I bring them peace

     C                Am
They both agree I’m a monster

C                   A
Yippee ki yay I’m a blood sucker

[Chorus 2]

D      G                   C
I hear people scream in my ear

                 D
I guess that’s a curse

        G                 C             A
But the things I say to myself are even worse


Back to work back to work…

[Chorus 3]

D         G               C
I told my Mom I wanted to kill myself

                      D
She said, 'Brian grow up.

       G         C
You're 40 years old,

                           D
ain’t it time to stop that shit?'

            G            C
But I can’t save the world


And by the way, Mom

D   G C              A
I’m 41 and I’ve just begun