Funny Little Frog

E      022100
G      320003
B      x24442
B7     x24242
Em     022000
A      x02220
F#m    244222


[Intro]
Bm   D+   D    E
G    D    G    D N.C. B7

[Verse]
Em                       A
Honey, loving you is the greatest thing
         D               A
I get to be myself and I get to sing
  Em                    A
I get to play being irresponsible
  D                    A
I come home late and I love your soul
  Em               A
I never forget you in my prayers
  F#m                  B
I never have a bad day to report

[Chorus]
          Bm
You're my picture on the wall
          D+
You're my vision in the hall
           D
You're the one I'm talking to
       E
When I get in from my work
           G                       D
You are my girl and you don't even know it
     G                        D
I am living out the life of a poet
         G                     D
I am the jester in the ancient court
               G N.C.                  D      B7
And you're the funny little frog in my throat

[Verse 2]
   Em                     A
My eyesight's fading, my hearing's dim
         D                  A
I can't get insured for the state I'm in
      Em                          A
I'm a danger to myself, I've been starting fights
       D                      A
At the party at the club on a Saturday night
      Em                     A
But I don't get disapproving from my girl
    F#m                     B
She gets all the highlights wrapped in pearls

[Chorus]
          Bm
You're my picture on the wall
          D+
You're my vision in the hall
           D
You're the one I'm talking to
       E
When I get in from my work
           G                       D
You are my girl and you don't even know it
     G                        D
I am living out the life of a poet
         G                     D
I am the jester in the ancient court
               G N.C.                  D      B7
And you're the funny little frog in my throat

[Instrumental]
Em   A    D    A
Em   A    D    A
Em   A    F#m  B
Bm   D+   D    E
G    D    G    D N.C. B7

[Verse 3]
  Em                      A
I had a conversation with you last night
       D                    A
It's a little one-sided but that's alright
  Em                       A
I tell you in the kitchen about my day
    D                      A
You sit on the bed in the dark changing places
         Em                     A
With the ghost that was there before you came
       F#m             B
You've come to save my life again

[Chorus]
        Bm
I don't dare to touch your hand
        D+
I don't dare to think of you
     D
In a physical way
      E
And I don't know how you smell
            G               D
You are the cover of my magazine
          G                       D
You're my fashion tip, a living museum
           G                  D
I'd pay to visit you on rainy Sundays
           G N.C.                D
I'll maybe tell you all about it someday