Nothings on tv and I don't care,
gonna watch a talk show I don't care,
all these topics mostly blow my mind,
always feel I'm just a step behind and we go,

go-go jenny jones and ricky lake,
All these tabloid shows are always fake,
how much more of this shit can I bare,
listen to the hand but don't go there.

(jerry - "some of that we can't show on the air").
nothing left this time when I'm alone,
too intense to even answer the phone,
make'em over they look like a freak,
even though they did it twice last week and we go,

go-go jenny jones and ricky lake,
all these tabloid shows are always fake,
how much more of this shit can I take.