C Am C Am C Am G

[Verse]

G
Start the day!
C
Drink...
                 G
Oh! A bottle of wine down. (Mid day!)
C
Drink...
                 G
Oh! A bottle of whiskey down.
G
It makes no sense,
Dm
You be telling us lies.
Dm
You be telling us lies.
F
You told us you're going straight.
G
Now on the concrete with a busted face.

[Chorus]

C                 G                 F
Todd, please put down that whiskey bottle.
C              G            F
Todd, put the lousy bottle down. Yes!

[Interlude]

C Am C Am C Am G

[Verse]

C
Too many nights, crashing your car.
C
Your face looks like it's thirty-five.
G
Rise up from the bug infested couch.
G
You lose your girlfriend while you're killing yourself.
C
You start fights that you can't win.
C
You have a new developed sense of sin.
G
I tell you, man, you have got to stop.
G
All of your friends have left you now to rot.
Dm
Don't be telling us lies. (No!)
Dm
I think he's telling you lies. (Nuh-uh!)
F
See, wait, no, I saw him just last week.
G
He left the city on his own to get clean.

[Chorus]

C               G                   F
Todd, he's out back, he's breaking bottles.
C               G             F
Todd's tossing lousy bottles down.
C           G                F
Todd's finally breaking the bottle.
C                 G                F
Dirt, glass, and whiskey's on the ground. Yes!

[Outro]

C Am C Am C Am G

          C
He's my friend!