Thought she could be the one, but I don't like brunettes
Then she dyed her hair blonde, and now I'm obsessed
So I looked in the phone book and I sent her a text
She said 'who the heck is this? ' I told her it's Brent

One time I saw her, it was the morning
I swear she got hotter, yeah she looked amazing
I opened the door, it was really heavy
And then she walked inside, she looked right at me
And then she told me

Thank you, Jeff (Jeff?)
Thank you, Ted (wait, what?)
Thank you, Fred
I wish she knew that my name was Brent
Thank you, Ned (no!)
Thank you, Steff (it's Brent!)
Thank you, Fred
I wish she knew

I just don't understand
My name is pretty easy
I know you know who I am
Wait, why don't you know who I am?
All of my crushes don't like me back
But this one gon' last
Cause my name is Brent and I wish she knew that

One time I saw her drinking a Slurpie
Then she tried to open a bag of beef Jerky
But she couldn't do it, so I went to help her
I opened a bag up
She put her hand on my shoulder and then she told me

Thank you, Jeff (Jeff?)
Thank you, Ted (wait, what?)
Thank you, Fred
I wish she knew that my name was Brent
Thank you, Ned (No!)
Thank you, Steff (it's Brent!)
Thank you, Fred
I wish she knew that my name was Brent

Thank you, Brent
Thank you, Brent
Thank you, Brent
I wish she knew that my name was Brent
Thank you, Brent
Thank you, Brent
Thank you, Brent
I wish she knew that my name was Brent