Frankenstein was the first in line, and the wolfman came up next
Dracula wasa doing his stuff, breathing down my neck
Jump back, make tracks, here comes the hunchback- better get out of his way
Fee fee fi fi fo fo fum, it was a monster's holiday

Well, I hopped inta bed and covered up my head
Said: I'm going to get a good night's sleep
I got woken up about twelve o'clock and I jumped right to my feet

There was gremlins, and goblins- dragons, and zombies
Lordy, what an awful sight
I said: Good buddy, you may get me, but brother, let me tell you
It's going to be after the fight
Frankenstein was the first in line, and the wolfman came up next
Dracula was doing his stuff- a breathing down my neck
Jump back, make tracks, here comes the hunchback- better get out of his way
Fee fee fi fi fo fo fum, it was a monster's holiday

Uncle bill, well, he took ill, and they sent for me to come
Well, I had to pass by the old graveyard- so I went on the run
There was screaming and moaning, wailing and groaning
Scary as a mummy's curse
I said: Good buddy, you may get me, but brother, let me tell you
You're going to have to catch me first
Frankenstein was the first in line, and the wolfman came up next
Dracula was doing his stuff- breathing down my neck
Jump back, make tracks, here comes the hunchback- better get out of his way
Fee fee fi fi fo fo fum, it was a monster's holiday
Fee fee fi fi fo fo fum, it was a monster's holiday