G D7 D Here's a little story of a man named John, G A poor ex-marine (with a little fraction gone) C It seems one night after gettin' with the wife D D7 G She lopped off his schlong with the swipe of a knife. G (Penis, that is) (Clean cut, missed his nuts) [Verse 2] G D7 D Well the next thing you know there's a Ginsu by his side G And Lorena's in the car takin' Willie for a ride, C She soon got tired of her purple-headed friend D D7 G And tossed him out the window as she rounded out a bend. G (Curve, that is) (Lost the knob, in the shrubs) [Verse 3] G D7 D She went to the cops and confessed to the attack G And they called out the hounds just to get his weenie back C They sniffed, and they barked, and they pointed "over there" D D7 G To John Wayne's henry that was wavin' in the air. G (Found, that is) (By a fence, evidence) [Verse 4] G D7 D Now peter and John couldn't stay apart too long G So a dick-doc said, "Hey! I can fix your dong C A needle and a thread's just the thing you're gonna need. D D7 G Then the world held its breath 'till they heard that Johnny peed. G (Wizzed, that is) (Stitched seam, straight stream) [Verse 5] G D7 D Well, he healed, and he hardened, and he took the case to court G With a cock-eyed lawyer (since his assets came up short), C The cleared her of assault and acquitted him of rape D D7 G And his pecker was the only one they didn't show on tape. G (Video, that is) (Unexposed, case closed)
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