Hey, hippie, just want to get a few things straight
Hey, hippie, just want to get a few things straight

Just because you drink that tea
Doesn't mean you're better than me
Putting nuts on your eye
Doesn't mean you're not gonna die

Hey, hippie, just want to get a few things straight
Hey, hippie, just want to get a few things straight

You don't have psychic ability
Not anymore than me
Fuck Feng Shui, fuck Tai Chi
And fuck Reiki

Hey, hippie, just want to get a few things straight
Hey, hippie, just want to get a few things straight
Hey, hippie, just want to get a few things straight
Hey, hippie, just want to get a few things straight

I know you think you're gonna have a thousand other lives when you die but the truth is you're just like every piece of matter on this planet and you're just gonna rot, you god damned egomaniac... and that's science

Hey, hippie, just want to get a few things straight
Hey, hippie, just want to get a few things straight
Hey, hippie, just want to get a few things straight
Hey, hippie, just want to get a few things straight