D                   G      A            D
You're kinda like a moped, fun to ride around
    D                    D                  A             D
But if my friends should catch me, then I'd never live it down
          D               G                     A                 D
Cause you jiggle when you giggle, those crossed eyes I just don't mind
   D            G                A                  D
If no one ever finds us out then that would be just fine


[Bridge]
    D             G           A               D
And if I get real drunk I may call you in the night.
D               G                  A               D
Park your car around the corner to keep it out of sight.


[Chorus]
           D             G          A                D
And you'll never hold my hand and I know we'll never kiss
             G                                A                    D
Cause you're just the last phone number on my late night telephone list.


[Verse]
D                        G            A                D
Now I've tried to get my room just as dark as it could be
D                      D             A                 D
Cause I know I'd never call you if I thought I had to see.
D                     G               A                D
And I'd appreciate it kindly if you'd leave before the sun
D                      G                      A               D
Cause I know where the lights are burning our relationship is done.


[Chorus]
           D             G          A                D
And you'll never hold my hand and I know we'll never kiss
             G                                A                    D
Cause you're just the last phone number on my late night telephone list.


[Verse] 
D                             G             A              D
Well I've been calling all my beauties from 2 o clock till 3.
D             D          A                 D
Expect a call at 3:15 if none of those are free.
D                          G           A              D
Now when that phone starts ringing you best be on the move
D                   G                 A           D
Cause I know if I'm calling I've been drinking 90 proof.


[Chorus]
           D             G          A                D
And you'll never hold my hand and I know we'll never kiss
             G                                A                    D
Cause you're just the last phone number on my late night telephone list.