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[Verse]
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It's a god-awful small affair
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To the girl with the mousy hair
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But her mummy is yelling "No"
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And her daddy has told her to go
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But her friend is nowhere to be seen
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Now she walks through her sunken dream
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To the seat with the clearest view
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And she's hooked to the silver screen
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But the film is a saddening bore
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For she's lived it ten times or more
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She could spit in the eyes of fools
        B7
As they ask her to focus on
 
[Chorus]
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Sailors fighting in the dance hall
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Oh man! Look at those cavemen go
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It's the freakiest show
                   Ab
Take a look at the Lawman
Db
Beating up the wrong guy
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Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know
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He's in the best selling show
                 Fm   Fm/E  Fm/Eb   Bb7
Is there life on Mars?
 
[Bridge]
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Gm              Ab                 Abm
 
[Verse 2]
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It's on America's tortured brow
       C7                       Fm
That Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow
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Now the workers have struck for fame
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'Cause Lennon's on sale again
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See the mice in their million hordes
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From Ibiza to the Norfolk Broads
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Rule Britannia is out of bounds
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To my mother, my dog, and clowns
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But the film is a saddening bore
          E                        B
'Cause I wrote it ten times or more
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It's about to be writ again
B7
As I ask you to focus on
 
[Chorus]
Ab       Db
Sailors fighting in the dance hall
Fm      Dbm                   Eb  Ebm
Oh man! Look at those cavemen go
                   Bbdim     Dbm
It's the freakiest show
                   Ab
Take a look at the Lawman
Db
Beating up the wrong guy
Fm      Dbm                       Eb   Ebm
Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know
                           Bbdim    Dbm
He's in the best selling show
                 Fm   Fm/E  Fm/Eb   Bb7
Is there life on Mars?
 
[Outro]
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