G C

[Verse]
C
The college will teach you to stay where you're sitting
G
The bar's gonna teach you how not to treat women
C                                       E
The church is the last place I go get forgiven
C                G                   C
'Cause the fun things in life are forbidden

[Verse]
C
Rich blonde girls drink lattes
C
And take trips to countries
G                     Em     G
For photos of orphans to show everybody
C                                               E
You don't need salvation if you've got enough money
C                     G         C
So I'll start saving my pennies honey

[Chorus]
C         F   C               E
'Cause now you know, that you don't have to think everything that you're told
Dm  Am    E       Am       G C
As above, so below

[Verse]
C
Liquor's no good for the ease of your mind
C        G
But the good stuff's been outlawed since '75
G           C                              E
Let's meet north of Atlanta sometime later tonight
     C       G            C
Come on babe let's go get high
C
'Cause the mushrooms could help cure your brain of depression
C   G             Em     G
One less corrupt doctor living in a mansion
C                        F         E
Red-blooded Jesus on the cross for expansion
C           G         C
Blue-collar white man oppression

[Chorus]
F       C                    E
And now you know, that you don't have to think everything that you're told
Dm  Am     E      Am          Em Am Em E Am G
As above, so below

[Verse]
C
Can't talk to your dad about orientation
    G        Em           G
No pornos no place for sex education
             C                        F          E
And you can't talk to your wife about masturbation
       C          G         C
So you visit some bitch on vacation

[Verse]
C
My black friend got shot for running a stop sign
C       G                Em
When he reached for his insurance
G
The cop killed him outright
C                                        F          E
That asshole from Stanford got released 'round the same time
       F        G     C
It'll make any decent man cry

[Chorus]
C      F       C             E
'Cause now you know that you don't have to think everything that you're told
Dm D Am A  E   Am
As above, so below