There was a girl uptown she kept her
lights down low
she kept her breasts taped down so
they did not show
she had a daytime job she had a daytime name
but her nightlife baby was a different game
never the kind to wear a thrift store dress
she did it better in a suit and vest
she looked like a woman but dressed like a man

while I was checking her out I saw she
had no purse
And though I had my doubts I knew
I had done worse
she had a daytime job she had a daytime name
but her night life baby was a different game
we kept drinking til we both got drunk
and then I started saying what I really thunk
she looked like a woman but dressed like a man

she had muscles and a crewcut she had
shoes like mine
she had a way with a pool cue she had
a pick-up line

I guess we closed the joint and then
she took me home
and tried to make her point with a doggy bone
I knew that running was the thing to do
but stayed and finished til I saw it through
she looked like a woman but dressed like a man