Ooh You Look Cute in Your Barry-cable Jumper
And Your Railroad Spike Heals
With Your Rear-end Dipped in Rubber
Like a Goodyear Without Wheels

At the Sado County Auto Show
The Sado County Auto Show
You Can't Be Late, You Gotta Go
To the Sado County Auto Show

By Your Diamond Headlights I Can See
The Tension On Those Seams
Then You Blow a Bubble and Offer Me Your Jellybean

At the Sado County Auto Show
The Sado County Auto Show
You Can't Be Late, You Gotta Go
To the Sado County Auto Show
Let's Go!

Mmm You Kissed My Hand
My Love Began to Expand
I Was a Crossed-eyed Girl in Sight
Some Are Telling Me My Can Will Land in Satan's
Bed Tonight

At the Sado County Auto Show
The Sado County Auto Show
You Can't Be Late, You Gotta Go Go Go
To the Sado County Auto Show

The Enamel of Your Mind Has Cracked
And Your Eyes Are Like Poahced Eggs
But I Sure Wish That I Was Jack
And Had Pullies On Those Legs

At the Sado County Auto Show
The Sado County Auto Show
You Can't Be Late, You Gotta Go
To the Sado County Auto Show

At the Sado County Auto Show
The Sado County Auto Show
You Can't Be Late, You Gotta Go Go Go
To the Sado County Auto Show
Let's Go!