You ain't no punk, you punk!
You wanna talk about the real junk?
If I ever slip, I'll be banned
'Cause I'm your garbageman

Well you can't dig me, you can't dig nothin'
Do you want the real thing, or are you just talkin'?
Do you understand?
I'm your garbageman

Yeah, somethin' from the garage and down the driveway
Now get outta your mind and get outta my way
Now, do you understand?
Do you understand?

Louie, louie, louie, lou-I
The bird's the word, and do you know why?
You gotta beat it with a stick
You gotta beat it till it's thick
You gotta live until you're dead
You gotta rock till you see red
Now, do you understand?
Do you understand?
I'm a garbageman

Aw, jump on and ride

Yeah, it's just what you need when you're down in the dumps
One half hillbilly and one half punk
Big long legs and one big mouth
The hottest thing from the north to come out of the south

Do you understand?
Do you understand?
Woo, I can't lose with the stuff I use
And you don't choose no substitutes
So stick out your can
'Cause I'm your garbageman

Louie, louie, louie, lou-I
The bird's the word, and do you know why?
You gotta beat it with a stick
You gotta beat it till it's thick
You gotta live until you're dead
You gotta rock till you see red
Now, do you understand?
Do you understand?
Do you understand?
All right, hop off!