G
Sad Sac and Tarzan
                   Em
Walking up at the mall

Up walked a girlfriend
Am                    C                     D
Said, "You had the gall to bring my name up again"
G
Looking for salvation
                      Em
We had an ice cream soda
                                     Am           C        D
I said, "Have you ever wondered what became of Uncle Bill?"


[Verse 2]

G
We was peeling potatoes
                  Em
Back in World War II

And we was playing that rock and roll
Am                          C          D
After school for you-know-who
G
Hidden from the public
                      Em
It was behind the scenes

There was a relic
Am                       C      D
They called the purple hare

[Guitar Break]


G Em      Am C D

[Verse 3]

G
I was eating a taco
                       Em
I looked across the room

I saw a girl in a red dress
Am                      C     D
She said she'd like to do me in
G
I left the waiter a tip
                     Em
I scrambled for the door
                                       Am                C            D
I said, "You might have loved me, but now there's nothing more"


[Verse 4]

G
She's always on my trail
                     Em
She really likes to kill
                          Am            C        D
I keep her lovely picture on my window sill

[Guitar Break]


G Em      Am C D

[Verse 5]

G                               Em
I was just a cowboy without a show
                           Am                C      D
I was like the kind of guy you never really know
G
You won't forget me
                         Em
No matter how hard you try
                 
And when it's my time to go
Am    C       D          G
I'll wave goodbye

[Guitar Break]

G Em      Am C D

[Outro]

G
Sing yourself a melody
                Em   Am  C   D   G
Cry a tear of joy