Am7  B13  Am7  B13  Am7  B13  Am7  B13


Am7        Bb13     Am7          Bb13
Peel me a grape, crush me some ice
Am7    Abm7   Gm7       F#13        F13
Skin me a peach, save the fuzz for my pillow
Am7        Bb13     Am7    Abm7   Gm   F#13
Start me a smoke, talk to me nice
F13                 C9
You got to wine me and dine me
F13                 C9
Don't try and fool me, bejewell me
F13                 C9
Either amuse me, or lose me
B11                 E7         Am7  B13  Am7  B13
I'm getting hungry, peel me a grape
Am7        Bb13   Am7        Bb13
Pop me a cork, French me a fry
Am7    Abm7   Gm7       F#13        F13
Crack me a nut, bring a bowl full of bon bons
Am7        Bb13     Am7    Abm7   Gm7  F#13
Chill me some wine, keep standing by
F13                 C9
Just entertain me, champagne me
F13                 C9
Show me you love me, kid glove me
F13                 C9
Best way to cheer me, cashmere me
B11                 E7  Am7  B13  Am7  B13 Am7  B13 Am7
I'm getting hungry, peel me a grape.

Bbdim
Here's how to be an agreeable chap
Dm 
Love me and leave me in luxury's lap
F#m7        B9     F#m7        B9
Hop when I holler, skip when I snap
B11                   E7#5
When I say 'do it,' jump to it
Am7        Bb13     Am7          Bb13
Send out for Scotch, call me a cab
Am7    Abm7   Gm7       F#13        F13
Cut me a rose, make my tea with the petals
Am7        Bb13     Am7    Abm7   Gm   F#13
Just hang around, pick up the tab
F13                 C9
Never out think me, just mink me

F13                 C9
Polar bear rug me, don't bug me
F13                 C9
New Thunderbird me, you heard me
B11                   E7#5
I'm getting hungry, peel me a grape