D      A    E   G    F#    B
E|-2---0--0--3--2---2------|
B|-3---2--0--3--2---4------|
G|-2---2--1--0--3---4------|
D|-----2--2--0--4---4------|
A|--------2--2--4---2------|
E|-----------3--2---2------|

[intro 2x]
D  A  E  G


D                             A                      E               G
they asked me to come down and watch the parade
D                                        A                E               G
and to march down the street like the duracell bunny
           D             A                  E       G
with a wink and a wave from the cavalcade
D                   A              E          G
throwing out candy that looks like money
F#                    B                              E             G              F#
to people passing by that all seem to be going the other way
D                                        A                       E          G
said won't you follow me down to the rose parade?
D                   A              E            G
tripped over a dog in a choke-chain collar
D                   A                E               G
people were shouting and pushing and saying
                  D            A             E              G
and when i traded a smoke for a food stamp dollar
D                     A              E          G
a ridiculous marching band started playing
F#                          B                     E                G                 F#
and got me singing along with some half-hearted victory song
                  D         A                E       G
won't you follow me down to the rose parade?
                  D         A                E       G
won't you follow me down to the rose parade?
                  D         A                E       G
won't you follow me down to the rose parade?
          D              A        E         G
the trumpet has obviously been drinking
                       D         A                E       G
because he's fucking up even the simplest lines
    D             A                E              G
i'd say it's a sight that's quite worth seeing
                       D            A            E                G
it's just that everyone's interest is stronger than mine
F#                                B                     E                G                 F#
and when they clean the street i'll be the only shit that's left behind
                  D         A                E       G
won't you follow me down to the rose parade?
                  D         A                E       G
won't you follow me down to the rose parade?
                  D         A                E       G
won't you follow me down to the rose parade?