I'd like to see others boys, but he just latches at my feet
I tried to buy some kool toyz, but nothing's like the real thing
I get so tired of the shows they play on daytime television
There's a cat and a hamster in my peripheral vision.

Do do do doo, hey, Nancy Drew
Do do do doo, hey, Nancy Drew
Do do do doo, hey, Nancy Drew
Do do do doo, hey, Nancy Drew

I'm in the mood for romance, but you're just not that kind of lad
You hit me up for 20 dollars and now I'm feelin' pretty bad

Do do do doo, hey, I love you
Do do do doo, hey, I love you
Do do do doo, hey, I love you
Do do do doo, hey, I love you

Do do do doo, hey, I love you
Do do do doo, hey, I love you
Do do do doo, hey, I love you
Do do do doo, hey, I love you