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Intro: E

E
Well now the school Christmas party is coming
                        B
Ain't doing rugby no more
E
McIntyre teaching us waltzing
                                        B
Out on the gymnasium floor
E
Nobody battered or bleeding     
                                        B
Nobody's tattered and torn
E
McIntyre's dim, loud in the gym
                 E             D                B
Well, we've only got a little (...)
          A             G                       E
We've only got a little (...)

  
         C             G
And it's you, you, you're a disgrace
                         C
McIntyre tore us apart
                                                    G                  C
We dance with ourselves, when the (...) find their space
Bm                               C
Waltzing with fear in our hearts
Am                               D
Waltzing with fear in our hearts

E (same as intro)

On the big final manoeuvre, all of our heads are a whirl
Getting much closer to the deep thing
This time we'll do it with girls
In the arena the ladies are waiting
A twelve year old girl for a bride
The matches were fixed, somehow we mixed
And the fat girl got left on the side
The fat girl got left on the side.

         C             G
And it's you, you, you're a disgrace
                         C
McIntyre tore us apart
                                                    G                  C
We dance with ourselves, when the (...) find their space
Bm                               C
Waltzing with fear in our hearts
Am                               D
Waltzing with fear in our hearts
           C             D
It's the secondary waltz

E (same as intro) 3X
Then E, D, B and A, G, E (as first couplet at the end)

      C                                           G                      
Well you come to my right, and I am under the light
                  G/B          C
See that my footwork is false
                                 G              C
Don't count me out, the start of the bow
            Bm                 C
I'm just doing secondary waltz
Am                  D
Doing secondary waltz
                C            D
And it's the secondary waltz
        C                      D
Yeah, it's the secondary waltz