You had high hopes
You are so eager and so keen
It's unfortunate that you have never been
Involved in anything that turned out any good
So incompetent perhaps you really should
Avoid the situations
Where everything goes wrong
'Cause everything you do
Everything you do
Everything you do is SHIT

Your capabilities can offer me a drag
You thought that barbed wire was a comfortable beanbag
???
Amusement you provide can't cover everything

All you touch just turns to shit
Can't get over it
'Cause everything you do
Everything you do
Everything you do is SHIT

Even your family must agree
That you miss ???
Everything you do
Everything you do
Everything you do is SHIT