I can see them they're lying in the Sun
They don't work much they're busy having fun
They're not artists you never see them frown
They play loud music and vamoose out of town

They got guitars they drink in bars they come from mars
They don't drive cars they big pop stars

Funky cowboys take a gamble go for gold
Funky cowboys very many records sold
They've all got girlfriends at home
Running riot at the local rodeo
Hear their records on the national radio
Their girlfriends go out with other boys

Señoritas with smiles on their lips
'Cause funky outlaws wear leather on their hips
Sell-out sundance is looking at his sex gun
He don't know how the west is won

They got guitars they drink in bars they come from mars
They don't drive cars they big pop stars

Woo!

Funky cowboys take a gamble go for gold
Funky cowboys very many records sold
They've all got girlfriends at home
Running riot at the local record store
Big discounts keep you coming back for more
Their girlfriends go with other boys
Funky cowboys never fight red indians
Funky cowboys often look like indians
They always guarantee a good show that's where to go
They're very flash get paid in cash
They're so young I hope they don't grow old