Intro.
Am,E,Dm


Am               E
First time I had read the Bible
Dm               Am
It had struck me as unwitty
Am             E
I think it may start a rumor
Dm                  Am
That the Lord ain't got no humor
(Verse)
Am  E  Dm     Am
Put me inside SSC
Am    E        Dm      Am
Let's test superstring theory
Am       E  Dm            Am
Oh yoi yoi accelerate the protons
Am      E     Dm                  Am
stir it twice and then just add me, 'cause

(Chorus)
Am               E
I don't read the Bible
Dm            Am
I don't trust disciple
Am              E
Even if they're made of marble
Dm              Am
Or Canal Street bling

(verse)
From the maelstrom of the knowledge
Into the labyrinth of doubt
Frozed underground ocean
melting - nuking on my mind

(verse)
Give me Everything Theory
Without Nazi uniformity
My brothers are protons
My sisters are neurons
Stir it twice, it's instant family!

(chorus)
I don't read the Bible
I don't trust disciple
Even if they're made of marble
Or Canal Street bling

My brothers are protons
My sisters are neurons
Stir it twice dlja prekrastnih dam...


(breakdown)
(for the breakdown dont begin until after "family")
Do you have sex maniacs
Or schizophrenics
Or astrophysicists in your family
Was my grandma anti anti
Was my grandpa bounty bounty
Hek-o-hek-o-hej-o
They ask me in embassy!

'Cause I don't read the Bible
I don't trust disciple
Even if they're made of marble
Or Canal Street bling

And my grandma she was anti!
And my grandpa he was bounty!
And stir it twice
And then just add me!
Partypartypartypartypartyparty
now afterparty...