'cause she's a cardog, sleepin' on the hump
Even through speed bumps, she's a cardog
She watches discovery channel, she chews her paw
Pissed off she can't go to the beach, cause it's against the law

'cause she's a cardog, sleepin' on the hump
Even through speed bumps, she's a cardog

'cause she's a cardog, sleepin' on the hump
And even through speed bumps

Cardog, sleepin' on the lawn
Screaming when she yawns
She's a cardog