C/D=300010
D7/F#=200212

[Intro]
Amaj7 F x2
Am7 Fm7

[Verse 1]
Am7                                F7
Nothin' much left to say at social gatherings
Am7                                      F7
Nothin' much left behind from the time before
       C/D                    D7/F#
Got to learn about losing and pushin' your time
    E             E7      F  Em7 D7
And tryin' just a bit too har-----d
            Am7             F7
You're on a one way road to Hell
            Am7             F7
You're on a one way road to Hell
           C         Em7      Am7
With every step that you been takin' now
       F               E7          Am7  G7 F Bb G
You're findin' out you can't turn around

[Chorus]
C                            Dm7
Workin' like the Devil at my desk all day
G7                              C
Wishin' that my paperwork would fly away
        C                        Dm7
I got a paper clip holder and my desk is clean
G7                      C
Wo wo wo wo wo wo wo is me

[Instrumental Break]
Am7 F7 F

[Verse 2]
Am7                                       F7
Nothin' much left of faith in the Martian industry
Am7                                  F7
Genuine coonskin cap was the prize before
       C/D                     D7/F#
Got to learn about selling and pushin' your luck
    E             E7      F  Em7 D7
And tryin' just a bit too har-----d
            Am7             F7
You're on a one way road to Hell
            Am7             F7
You're on a one way road to Hell
           C         Em7      Am7
With every step that you been takin' now
       F               E7          Am7  G7 F Bb G
You're findin' out you can't turn around

[Chorus 2]
C                              Dm7
Punching lovely buttons for my family
G7                             C
And, if I might add, quite unregrettably
           C                            Dm7
I've got a friend who's a doctor and my blood is clean
G7                             C
Dip dip dip dip dip hooray for me

[Instrumental Break]
Am7 F7 C/D D7 E7 F Em Dm7

[Outro]
            Am7             F7
You're on a one way road to Hell
            Am7             F7
You're on a one way road to Hell
        C      Em7      Am7
And the deeper that you diggin' now
       F               E7          Am7
You're findin' out you can't turn around