Its a wonderful day to rob a bank, maybe even two
Its a wonderful day to start a gang, made of me and you
When Christmas comes, everybody's having fun
And no ones ever expecting, that a heist is being brewed
Its a wonderful day to hit a store, everythings up for grabs, and I mean everything

Even when you think you're done well
Go back and get some more bags, fucking shit ton of bags
And just remember, when you send your gifts away for the crew
That today is payday too!

Take it away fellas
Give me more fucking horns!
Come on!
Alright that's enough

Its a wonderful day to rob a bank, maybe 2 or 3, 4, 5 I don't care
How else would we get the money to buy a nice big Christmas tree, with baubles on!
So just remember as you send your gifts away, for the crew
That today is payday too!
Give me that guitar you bastard
Aw, yeah

I've still fucking got it
When Christmas comes, everybody's having fun
And no fucker is expecting that a heist is being brewed, like a nice cup of tea
So just remember as you send your gifts away, for the crew
That today is payday too!
Merry fucking Christmas!