Fell off your roof and into the void
Turns out this void is full of dumb boys
One shouted out: You can't save yourself
But dear have no fear, this dumb boy can help

Where is this place
Home or the brain-dead
No one can read the room
And everyone's face is red

He took my hand, I followed his lead
Next thing I know, he's cornering me
And I think, and I think
Why does everyone have to be such a creep
Is it so much to ask for a platonic relationship?

I can't tell the difference between red and blue
We got a nice boat
See if I can just get three more boats, I could make a triangle
And take a ride down the river
Maybe form a square, out of that
Take away two more, and get a car
Put the car on the boat
And then the birds go flying over the trees and say
Sit bunny below, cool it down
Here we go, chop it up and spin it around
Mr screwy lip, doo, doo, doo
He could be the only guy you love
If you had three triangles