The door opened to reveal a tremendous room full of computers
Kate looks around, something's not right, there's no one here but robots!
I don't much like the company of robots, myself! , sniffed vincent

I met this type of chick on aol, I talked to her every day
She was funny and all that stuff, felt like love swept me away
I'll send some your pictures and I'll send you mine, I just know she's gonna look so fine
I can't wait to see her jpeg, is she really as perfect as she seems?

Why did you have to send me a photo?
Why are some of the chicks so fat and weak?
I don't know what's the problem with cyberloving
Who the hell am I talking to?

I never know just who I'm chatting with
I thought she was the best I had found
When I dream of that, she looks a beautiful girl
Of course, I am gonna be let down

So I looked at her picture, I wanted to cry
I guess I picked the wrong one this time
She seems so perfect, just one thing left
Just my love, she's got a penis

Why did you have to send me a photo?
Why are some of the chicks so fat and weak?
I don't know what's the problem with cyberloving
Who the hell am I talking to?

Who the hell am I, who the hell am I
Who the hell am- who the hell am I talking to?

How the heck did I get so pathetic?
Can't talk to girls, I just don't get it
Look at me, I'm not that bad, but I guess cyberloving's all I'll ever have

How the heck did I get so pathetic?
Can't talk to girls, I just don't get it
Look at me, I'm not that bad, but I guess cyberloving's all I'll ever have

How the heck did I get so pathetic?
Can't talk to girls, I just don't get it
Look at me, I'm not that bad, but I guess cyberloving's all I'll ever have

How the heck did me get so pathetic?
Can't talk to girls, I just don't get it
Look at me, I'm not that bad (yeah, actually you are)