Loving you is somewhat of a curate's egg
Are you really loving me
Or are you pulling my leg?

Somebody ought to take you down a peg
Or two, my cupboard love

Kisses, far between a few kisses I must steal
And I'm enticing you with your favourite meal
'Cause that's the only time I get to cop a feel
Of you, my cupboard love

And it never used to be about the (Money)
When we only had each other, there was more than enough
And you could make a rainy day (Sunny), cupboard love
Cupboard love
You could administer a lethal (Injection)
'Cause your life is something I would die to be part of
How can you put a price on your (Affection), cupboard love?
Cupboard love

All our friends remark on how perfectly we are matched
But every P.D.A. has a string attached
I know I hurt you
But by now you'd have thought we'd patched
Things up my cupboard love

Staring at the walls, deep in a brown study
Just cannot believe you'd be so mercenary
What happened to "the best things in life, they are free" ?
So wrong, my cupboard love
Oh-oh

And it never used to be about the (Money)
When we only had each other, there was more than enough
And you could make a rainy day (Sunny), cupboard love
Cupboard love
You could administer a lethal (Injection)
'Cause your life is something I would die to be part of
How can you put a price on your (Affection), cupboard love?
Cupboard love
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And it never used to be about the (Money)
When we only had each other, there was more than enough
And you could make a rainy day (Sunny), cupboard love
Cupboard love
You could administer a lethal (Injection)
'Cause your life is something I would die to be part of
How can you put a price on your (Affection), cupboard love?
Cupboard love

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