Groundhog! Groundhog!
Stand, Old Ivy, stand firm and strong.
Grand Old Ivy, hear the cheering throng.
Stand, Old Ivy, and never yield.
Rip, rip, rip the chipmunk off the field.

When you fall on the ball
And you're down there at the bottom of the heap,
Down at the bottom of the heap!
Where the mud is oh so very, very deep,
Down in the cruddy, muddy, deep!

Don't forget, boy,
That's why they call us,
They call us
Groundhog! Groundhog!
Stand, Old Ivy, stand firm and strong.
Grand Old Ivy, hear the cheering throng.
Stand, Old Ivy, and never yield.
Rip, rip, rip the chipmunk off the field.

Finch is given a small office and Hedy is assigned as his secretary, but he realizes from her lack of secretarial skills she is dangerous to be around; he arranges for her to cross paths with his skirt-chasing boss, Mr. Gatch. Soon Gatch is transferred to Venezuela and Finch is promoted to his job.