E|-------------------16/17-14----14------------0-0-0-----------------------0-0-0----------------------|
B|----------------------------17----17-14br----2-2-2--2-2-2--2-2-2--2-2-2--2-2-2--2-2-2--2-2-2--2-2-2-|
G|14-14-16-14-16/17-------------------------14-2-2-2--0-0-0--0-0-0--0-0-0--2-2-2--0-0-0--0-0-0--0-0-0-|
D|---------------------------------------------2-2-2--2-2-2--2-2-2--2-2-2--2-2-2--2-2-2--2-2-2--2-2-2-|
A|---------------------------------------------0-0-0--0-0-0--0-0-0--0-0-0--0-0-0--0-0-0--0-0-0--0-0-0-|
E|----------------------------------------------------3-3-3--2-2-2--0-0-0---------3-3-3--2-2-2--0-0-0-|


[Verse 1]
  A                        A
I take too much abuse from you
       A7         E7
That's all I ever get
      E                  E7
Yeah, calling a man like you a husband
        E7             E          A   A7 A A7
Is just like calling a wild cat a pet
A                      A7
You'd better stop your running around
A                             D
Straighten up and stop moving on
                            A
Well, who's gonna take your garbage out
          E                  A     A7 A A7
When I've packed my bags and gone?


[Verse 2]
     A                     A
Each day you walk all over me
          A7           E7
Can't you take another route
   E                       E7
If you'd start acting like married man
                               E           A   A7 A A7
Maybe we could find the way to work things out
       A                           A7
You'll find your key won't fit the lock
       A                 D
If you keep on a keeping on
                            A
Well, who's gonna take your garbage out
          E                  A     A7 A A7
When I've packed my bags and gone?


[Verse 3]
  A                     A
I know you think I'm running round
    A7                   E7
And that's why you're so peeved
         E                 E7
That's another line of the same ole stuff
                        E            A    A7 A A7
That I hope you don't expect me to believe
   A                          A7
Go out tonight but don't come back
       A                 D
Cause you've just lost a home
                          A
But who's gonna take your garbage out
          E                  A     A7 A A7
When I've packed my bags and gone?


[Instrumental]
  N.C.                 A           A7          A      A7/G   A/F#   A7/E   A      A7/G   A/F#   A7/E
E|---------------------16/17-16----16----------0-0-0-----------------------0-0-0----------------------|
B|------------------------------17----15/14----2-2-2--2-2-2--2-2-2--2-2-2--2-2-2--2-2-2--2-2-2--2-2-2-|
G|14-14-16-14-16/17-14----------------------14-2-2-2--0-0-0--0-0-0--0-0-0--2-2-2--0-0-0--0-0-0--0-0-0-|
D|---------------------------------------------2-2-2--2-2-2--2-2-2--2-2-2--2-2-2--2-2-2--2-2-2--2-2-2-|
A|---------------------------------------------0-0-0--0-0-0--0-0-0--0-0-0--0-0-0--0-0-0--0-0-0--0-0-0-|
E|----------------------------------------------------3-3-3--2-2-2--0-0-0---------3-3-3--2-2-2--0-0-0-|


[Verse 4]
  A                     A
I know you think I'm running round
    A7                   E7
And that's why you're so peeved
         E                 E7
That's another line of the same ole stuff
                        E            A    A7 A A7
That I hope you don't expect me to believe
   A                          A7
Go out tonight but don't come back
       A7                D
Cause you've just lost a home
                          A
But who's gonna take that garbage out
          E                  A     A7 A A7
When I've packed my bags and gone?


[Outro]
     D                     A
Yeah who's gonna take your garbage out
          E                  A      A7/G  A/F#   A7/E
When I've packed my bags and gone?
A      A7/G   A/F#   A7/E
You're gonna miss me honey gal
A      A7/G   A/F#   A7/E
You kidding me
A      A7/G   A/F#   A7/E
You're gonna miss me and my hefty bags
A      A7/G   A/F#   A7/E
You watch me, I'm leavin' now
A      A7/G   A/F#   A7/E
I'll take that garbage half the way up the drive
A      A7/G   A/F#   A7/E
You missed me yet....I'm trying....
(To Fade...........................)