Intro:  A

A                                A A   G#m G#m
Wake up major and stitch on your hat
    F#m
You fell out of bed, and then you landed in the cache
   D                      A
So what's in your diary today?
A                                           A A   G#m G#m
Call on your main man, what can he do for you?
F#m
Hang out with stupid, so you can tell him what to do
D                   A        
Major, this is your day

C#       D        A         E             D
Living alone in a jar never gets you very far

       A                        C#
He can read your mind, make you feel alright 
     D     A              E
Sgt. Major knows what you want
   A                          C#
He knows What you are, one day you'll be a star
    D     A              E
Sgt Major knows what you want

 A                                     A  A  G#m  G#m
Take out your paper and throw it all away
F#m                 
Everything is useless ain't got a lot to say
D                  A
Major this is your way
    A                                         A A   G#m G#m
The major is drowning cause he opened his mouth
   F#m                         
He starts to explain it, but nothing's coming out
D                  A
Major what can you say?

  C#            D            A
I hope that you like who you are
      C#      D         A         E             D
Cause livin' alone in a jar never gets you very far

       A                        C#
He can read your mind, make you feel alright 
     D     A              E
Sgt. Major knows what you want
   A                          C#
He knows What you are, one day you'll be a star
    D     A              E
Sgt Major knows what you want

  F#m                      B      
I know you think that you made it
  F#m                    B
I know what I meant to say
F#m                        B
While you looked in the mirror 
               D 
I was getting away
For you there is there is nothing to say

       A                        C#
He can read your mind, make you feel alright 
     D     A              E
Sgt. Major knows what you want
   A                          C#
He knows What you are, one day you'll be a star
    D     A              E
Sgt Major knows what you want

D         A            E            E  
                        Whoo whooo 
D         A            E            E  
                        Whoo whooo 
D         A            E            E  
                        Whoo whooo 

D         A            E  (hold)