Em 022000
C    032010
G 320033 or 320003
weird chord 220000 or 2244xx
D  x00232
B  x24422
C # I think   x46644


pick top four strings of
Em                      C
Please don't change who you are,
G                       Weird chord
I love you just the way you are.

Strum

Em
I love the crud between your teeth,
C
I love the odour of your feet,
G
I love the fact that you can't fit,
Weird chord
Inside my house, the yard's well lit.

etc except strumming all

Please don't change, I love you now.
You're perfect, with your mono brow.

I love your size, I love your eyes.
I love how you have lumpy thighs.
I admire you, you're always fair,
Along with all your armpit hair.

B
I love the way you pick your nose,
C sharp I think
Your good upbringing really shows.
Em                              C
Most would think it rather rude,
D                               G
To mix your snot in with your food.

But I love you the way you are,
Even though you drive half a car.

You dress as if you lack a house,
You hair would not attract a louse.
You are so pretty, and so refined,
If I changed you, I would be unkind.

Stay the same, always the same.
Stay the same always the same.
Spend less time with the mirror,
And more time with me.
I don't need you to scupt your face.
I would prefer we just embraced.

Voiced or make up own
n all the time wasted on appearance, nothing was ever changed for the better.
The end.