Asus4/G 302232
A x02220
Dadd9/A x04030
A7* x05050
D xx0232
G 320003
F 133211
E7sus4 020200
Asus4 x02230
C x32010
Bb 013330
Dsus4 xx0233


[Intro]
[Riff]
Asus4/G   A    Asus4/G   A
Asus4/G   A    Asus4/G   A

[Verse 1]
Asus4/G   A                         Asus4/G   A
Sal was working at Nyro's nook in downtown
Asus4/G   A                          Asus4/G   A
Selling articles of congress to these people downtown
Asus4/G       A             Dsus4
He was pretty sleezy when I met him

[Chorus]
A             Dadd9/A    A7*   Dadd9/A
A weasel in a poor boy's wool
A             Dadd9/A    A7*   Dadd9/A
A weasel in a poor boy's wool
A             Dadd9/A    A7*   Dadd9/A
A weasel in a poor boy's wool
A        Dadd9/A    A7*   Dadd9/A
Like a.. weasel...yeah

[Verse 2]
Asus4/G   A                               Asus4/G   A
Sal lives in a black vinyl pen in New Jersey
Asus4/G   A                               Asus4/G   A
Buys his meat from a whore next door
Asus4/G              A       Dsus4
Wants it rare but he gets it well

[Chorus]
A             Dadd9/A     A7*   Dadd9/A
A weasel on a short order floor
A             Dadd9/A     A7*   Dadd9/A
A weasel on a short order floor
A             Dadd9/A     A7*   Dadd9/A
A weasel on a short order floor

[Bridge]
    D             A           G            F
So, Sal, say good-bye to your mom and your dad
D             A          E7sus4    Asus4
Sal, say good-bye to the barrio
C             G           A       C        Bb
Sal, say good-bye to your buddies and your pals Angela, Perry
    A
and Mario

[Break]
Asus4/G   A                Asus4/G   A
Asus4/G   A                Asus4/G   A

[Verse 3]
Asus4/G                A
Kid Sinister with the Bus Stop Blues
Asus4/G                  A
A quarter could take you home
Asus4/G             A     Dsus4
A dime could make a dream come true

[Chorus]
A     Dadd9/A            A7*        Dadd9/A
But a weasel ain't got a dime for the phone
A     Dadd9/A            A7*        Dadd9/A
But a weasel ain't got a dime for the phone
A     Dadd9/A            A7*        Dadd9/A
But a weasel ain't got a dime for the phone
A     Dadd9/A            A7*        Dadd9/A
Does a weasel got a dime for the phone?


[Bridge]
    D             A           G            F
So, Sal, say good-bye to your mom and your dad
D             A          E7sus4    Asus4
Sal, say good-bye to the barrio
C             A           G       C        Bb
Sal, say good-bye to your buddies and your pals Angela, Perry
    A
and Mario

[Break]
Asus4/G   A    Asus4/G   A
Asus4/G   A    Asus4/G   A

[Verse 4]
Asus4/G                    A
You took to dancin' in the welfare lines, Sal
Asus4/G                    A
Actin' like some jerk-off fool
Asus4/G                      A              Dsus4
When we could lay out eatin' peaches on the beaches

[Chorus]
A    Dadd9/A     A7*       Dadd9/A
   A weasel in a white boy's cool
A    Dadd9/A     A7*       Dadd9/A
   A weasel in a white boy's cool
A    Dadd9/A     A7*       Dadd9/A
   A weasel in a white boy's cool
A            Dadd9/A  A7*       Dadd9/A
   But we're all in a white boy's school

Asus4/G   A            Asus4/G   A
( Just like a weasel )

[Outro]
Asus4/G   A            Asus4/G   A
Asus4/G   A            Asus4/G   A
Asus4/G   A            Asus4/G   A
Asus4/G   A            Asus4/G   A