C    Am    F         G               C      Am F G
Long white Limousine pulls up to the church
  C    Am      F         G        C      Am F G
A sick part of me wishes it was a hearse
  C             Am     F             G         C   Am F G
I didn't get an invit- ation but I'm here any- way
    C Am    F           G              C
And I don't care if I'm crashing their big day

[Chorus]
         F            Am  G
Well, it might not be too Christian of me
       F            Am  G
And it might not be too nice
      F                G    C
But I wish we were all just standing around
               Am  G        C
Throwing rocks in- stead of rice

C    Am           F         G             C    Am F G
Long white dress, this must be some kinda joke
C       Am     F         G                   C Am F G
Virgin, please she ain't fooling these folks
       C                Am       F               G                C Am F G
If the three of us were on Jerry Springer I'd be pulling her hair
                  C             Am                     F
And I'd kick that lying sack of should've known better
       G              C
In the you know where

[Chorus]
         F            Am  G
Well, it might not be too Christian of me
       F            Am  G
And it might not be too nice
      F                G    C
But I wish we were all just standing around
               Am  G        C
Throwing rocks in- stead of rice

       F                   C                   Am     G        C
Na na, na na, na na na na, na na, na na na na, na na, na na na na
       F                   C                   Am     G     C
Na na, na na, na na na na, na na, na na na na, na na, na na na

          Am                  G                              F
Well, the vows that they just made sounded sweet and sincere
Am                  G                      D
Place your bets, my money's on less than a year

[Chorus]
         F            Am  G
Well, it might not be too Christian of me
       F            Am  G
And it might not be too nice
      F                G    C
But I wish we were all just standing around
               Am  G        C
Throwing rocks in- stead of rice

        F                G    C
Yeah, I wish we were all just standing around
               Am  G              C
Throwing rocks in- stead of rice,
     F                   C                   Am     G        C
Hey, na na, na na na na, na na, na na na na, na na, na na na na
       F                   C                   Am     G     C
Na na, na na, na na na na, na na, na na na na, na na, na na na