E                              Bm
I need to go shopping, these shoes are all wrong
                                E
Just look in my closet, not a thing to put on
                                  A
I wonder how these jeans make me look from behind
E                            Bm     E
   Things that never cross a man's mind

E                          Bm
Lets turn off the TV, now can't we just talk
                                  E
Lets lay here and cuddle, Til we both drift off
                               A 
If we don't make love, that'll be just fine
E                            Bm     E
   Things that never cross a man's mind

      Bm                       A
That joke is too dirty, that steak is too thick
          E
Ain't no way in the world I'll ever finish it
      Bm
That car is too fast, this beer is too cold
                       E 
And watchin all this football is sure getting old
C#m                           E              C#m              A
    Wish I was workin this weekend, not on the lake wettin' my line
E                            Bm     E 
   Things that never cross a man's mind

E                           Bm
Here lips are too red, her skirt is too tight
                                E 
Her legs are too long, and her heels are too high
                          A
Boy, she looks like the marryin kind
E                            Bm     E
   Things that never cross a man's mind

      Bm                       A
That joke is too dirty, that steak is too thick
          E
Ain't no way in the world I'll ever finish it
      Bm
That car is too fast, this beer is too cold
                       E 
And watchin all this football is sure getting old
C#m                           E              C#m              A
    Wish I was workin this weekend, not on the lake wettin' my line
E                            Bm     E 
   Things that never cross a man's mind

   Bm 
I feel a little bloated, I think I'm fixin to start
      E                                     Bm
That movie was good except for the violent parts

Brad Pitt is sexy, why did he change his hair
        E
I knew him and Jenny never had a prayer
C#m                                E
   These curtains clash with the carpet, 
C#m                       A 
   The color scheme is a crime
E                            Bm     E
   Things that never cross a man's mind

                          Bm     E
Things that never cross a man's mind