Dm
My man's got a cold, ooooh such a cold.
Dm
It'd be the worst ever cold, in the history of the world.
Gm
And I've got a front seat row, to the whole sorry show.
Dm
My man's got a cold, everybody's been told.
Bb                             A
Oh he's so blue and woebegone, he don't wanna get it oooon.
Dm
My man's got a cold, (Hmmmm).

[Verse]
Dm
My man's got a bug, it's a nasty little bug.
Dm
And he's taken every drug, but they just won't kill that bug.
Gm
Now he's worried it might get worse, he's thinking about the hurt.
Dm
My man's got a bug, and it's got him in such a fug.
Bb                                 A
Oh is there nothing nobody can do, up against the man flu.
Dm
My man's got a cold, (Hmmmm).

[Interlude]
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[Verse]
Dm
My man's got a cough, it's a stubborn kinda cough.
Dm
He just can't shake it off, it's raspy an' it's rough.
Gm
He's off his wine and bread, he even said no to head.
Dm
My man's got it bad, like nobody else has ever had.
Bb                                 A N.C.
Well if he don't come around soon, I just might hafta put him down soon.
Dm
My man's got a cold, (Hmmmm).
Dm
(Hmmmm),  (Hmmmm).