Save the wildflowers, keep 'em growin' on the vine
I can read between the daisies and the dandelions
Don't tell me that you miss me, it's a waste of your breath
So save it, I'll make you a good deal instead

You can call me the day that hell freezes over
And Willie's no longer a hall of fame stoner
When drinkin' it straight don't make you hungover
And cheating's the right way to bring two hearts closer

The night a whiskey bottle catches white lightning
And there's a half truth in your mouth full of lyin'
Yeah, I believe in miracles like water into wine
So I'll take you back when these tears turn into diamonds

If I had a quarter, hell I'd take a dime
For every single red flag and every caution sign
I'd buy myself an island, be swimming in champagne
But if there's something that you'd like to say

You can call me the day that hell freezes over
And Willie's no longer a hall of fame stoner
When drinkin' it straight don't make you hungover
And cheating's the right way to bring two hearts closer

The night a whiskey bottle catches white lightning
And there's a half truth in your mouth full of lyin'
Yeah, I believe in miracles like water into wine
So I'll take you back when these tears turn into diamonds
Turn into diamonds

And I'll pick up the day I finally forget you

You can call me the day that hell freezes over
And Willie's no longer a hall of fame stoner
When drinkin' it straight don't make you hungover
And cheating's the right way to bring two hearts closer

The night a whiskey bottle catches white lightning
And there's a half truth in your mouth full of lyin'
Yeah, I believe in miracles like water into wine
So I'll take you back when these tears turn into diamonds