I was a teenage creature
I was a junior wolfman, at night there’s a werewolf moon
Come and hold my hairy hand down at the black lagoon

I was a teenage creature
I was a high school monster, a teenage frankenstein
Let me take you in my arms and curse you one more time

Got a face like a dog, feet like a frog
I’m covered with a lizard scale
I got to cut a hole in my old blue jeans for my slimy tail

I was a teenage creature
I was a body snatcher, you’re so sweet agreeing
Do you think that you would dare go steady with the thing?

I was a teenage creature
I was a teenage vampire, a rock and rolling ghoul
Won’t you let a dracula walk you home from school?

Well I lived in a hole, I looked like a mole
A horrible sight to see
If you hear a growl I’m out on the prowl
And hunting you for me

I was a teenage creature
I was a teenage spider, and you’re a junior miss
So give a boy tarantula his very first kiss

I was a teenage creature
I was a teenage creature, I’m always scaring you
So point a stake straight at my heart, then darling drive it through

I was a teenage creature